jayjsupremacy:

sparklesnap:

That’s a metaphor, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya!

STOOOOP

jayjsupremacy:

sparklesnap:

That’s a metaphor, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya!

STOOOOP

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awkwardsituationist:

after an apparent attack by a fox, a street cat named bob was found injured and curled up in the hallway outside of a support housing flat in tottenham were james bowen, a recovering heroin addict and homeless busker, was staying. james took the cat in, got him to the rspca, and nursed him back to health using what little drug money he had for antibiotics.

but in the process, bob helped to nurse james back to health as well, giving him a reason to get up in the morning and get clean. since his recovery, bob has refused to leave james side, following him everywhere for the last six years.

thanks to a literary agent who passed him on the streets, james has since written an international bestselling book about his hardships and friendship with bob. “we’re two injured souls looking for someone we can trust,” james says. done in collaboration with the writer garry jenkins from an islington café, the book also attempts to dispel some of the social stigma that goes with homelessness.

photos by silvertony45 and analog photos

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beardsmelting:

every time i see this i laugh so hard i’m in physical pain

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mooremooo:

Here is my review of Captain America: Winter Soldier.

Bring tissues and a 6 pack because you’re going to need it.

I can confirm that this is 100% true. 

productiveslacker:

mirahxox:

carlyisaround:

ryanjamesyezak:

This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

"Why would I need your hair? Mine is GORGEOUS! I mean it’s white, slicked straight up, & buzzed on the sides."

Dear NBC, it was worth every penny.

ohhhhhmyyyyyyyygodddddddd
this is too fantastic for words.

i do not know, because i am a crab. 

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Help to raise money for medication and medical bills

flewintotheice:

So… here’s the thing.

I have to be in court on May 28th for this custody hearing. I spoke to my lawyer and doctors today together. As long as I can get on my medication by May 7th at the latest, everything will have time to take effect before I go to court on the 28th. So… here’s the deal…

I’m going to make one more extension on this fundraiser for May 3rd. This will give any donations time to get to my bank account before I can pick up the medications on May 7th. Please help if you can. This is really important for me. I need to be on all of my medications before I go to court or I could potentially lose full custody of my son.

Currently, $210 has been raised. I still need to raise $990 by May 3rd. So please, keep reblogging this fundraiser and donate anything you can. At this rate, if every single one of my followers donated just $1, I would have everything that I need in order to get my medications. 

Basically, I just want to break it down a little:

990 people could each give $1

198 people could each give $5

99 people could each give $10

49 people could each give $20

That almost makes it sound even more doable than before. So please, help however you can and please know that it means a lot to me that you’ve helped.


Thank you for your continued help and support.

 

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ladydaceymormont:

MCU Meme: [1/8] Characters

Nick Fury

"There was an idea, Stark knows this, called the Avengers Initiative. The idea was to bring together a group of of remarkable people to see if they could become something more. To see if they could work together when we needed them to, to fight the battles that we never could."

(Source: sansaofwinterfel, via colorful-animation)

gaypee:

animalsandtrees:

"Very important. General rule for English speakers - if you don’t do it in the human context, don’t do it in the nonhuman context.
Just make a little effort to say “she or he” or “her or him” if you don’t know the sex. It’s a little effort with a very important social message.
Nonhuman animals are *persons*, not *things*. Therefore, we should refer to a nonhuman animal as a “she” or “he,” never as an “it.””

gaypee:

animalsandtrees:

"Very important. General rule for English speakers - if you don’t do it in the human context, don’t do it in the nonhuman context.

Just make a little effort to say “she or he” or “her or him” if you don’t know the sex. It’s a little effort with a very important social message.

Nonhuman animals are *persons*, not *things*. Therefore, we should refer to a nonhuman animal as a “she” or “he,” never as an “it.””

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(Source: facebook.com, via turnersona)

open RP

gaypee:

erwinsmithe:

gaypee:

erwinsmithe:

gaypee:

imagehi

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Joseph Stalin raises his head, a sly twinkle in his eye as he meets the bald man’s suggestive gaze. “Walter…” He purrs, dragging his tongue along the underside of his mustache in anticipation. “I see you’ve finally arrived.” 

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hello police

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"Oh, Walter," The man chuckled, mustache quivering in delight. "I am the police.”

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